My perspective of a flip flop

Guess who I am. I lay under your feet and protect them. If you haven’t guessed already I am a flip flop. Do you know what I have to go through every day? I don’t think you do. So I’ll tell you. I have to lay down on my back every minute of the day sounds nice doesn’t it? Well it is until you have someone standing on top of your face with their feet. And their feet normally don’t smell the best. But not only that you get grass stains on your back. So not just your face smells bad but your back does too. And after a day’s worth of that you come home and you stay out in the cold garage. If you are lucky that day you will be on the top of the pile of other shoes. But if you are not so lucky then you are on the bottom of the pile and that normally mean that you will stay down there for a while. I really hate my job.