Crack in the Mirror

Have you ever heard if a mirror cracks as you walk by you will get 10 years of bad luck.  Well that happened to me the other day.  And it is completely true.  But before I get into my misfortune I will tell you how this nasty old mirror cracked.  I walked into a antique store to buy a cute little thing for my mother (because this weekend is Mother's Day and I needed something for my mother).  Just as I walked in I saw the most perfect thing, it was a little mirror that went perfect with the décor of my mother's bedroom.  Just as I looked into the mirror it cracked, I felt so bad.  A sales lady then came over to me and said did you do this? With the most angry face I have ever seen.  I said well no not really I just wanted to look at it because I was thinking of buying it for my mother.  She said so you broke it?  No I did not, I said.  Now you are going to have to buy it whether you like it or not.  I looked at the price tag and it said $1999.  I looked at the sales lady and said I am very sorry but I am not going to pay that much money for something I never broke will never be able to use.  Then she said if you are not going to do the right thing then you will have 10 years of bad luck for cracking a mirror.  I walked out of that store as quickly as I could as soon as I got out of the doors the misfortune started to happen.  It started pouring rain so I tried to go back into the store and wait for the rain to stop buy the doors were locked.  So I had to take a long, cold, wet walk back to my car.  Her car was locked and she forgot the keys in the store so she had to walk back to the store.  The day turned out horrible but after the day was over the misfortune was over.